Dirty perv

I love my job.

Right now I'm sitting on the couch eating an apricot danish pastry (favourite!) with this happening right in front of me... (favourite!)

Fucking schwings.

Stolen fruit is the sweetest

Ok ok I'm all for drug abusers getting help but this is soooo lame....

It's a joke right?

Another thing that happened today

As part of the ad shoot today at OAF they had a sexxy young llama named Chika. We hit it off.




Look at those lashes! Wow.



rofl

Blasphemy!

OMG totes check this picture out... how many things can you see wrong with it?? So the Church has realised they're fighting a losing battle with Mr Darwin and have thought, What the Hell (!) if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!! Nice colouring skills though.

'Everybody Bleeds'

Today I'm at work for an ad shoot for bread. I've been here since 5am and they've only had one lot of catering!! I'm over it.
This is a convo I just had with Andrew...

Mic-Dawg says: (9:50:59 AM)oh man they are blocking off the toilets and i need to go

Mic-Dawg says: (9:58:46 AM)oh fuck i am going to blog soo hard

Mic-Dawg says: (9:58:56 AM)i just got something great

Mic-Dawg says: (10:01:37 AM)hello?

Kool Raul says: (10:06:18 AM)hi!

Kool Raul says: (10:06:28 AM)sorry i wasnt seeeing anything for 5 mins

Mic-Dawg says: (10:06:42 AM)oooh

Kool Raul says: (10:06:46 AM)btw whats the blog about?

Mic-Dawg says: (10:06:57 AM)you have to fix your msn

Mic-Dawg says: (10:08:09 AM)oh i cant blog now cos i took a photo on my phone and my comp cant get infrared signals

Mic-Dawg says: (10:08:10 AM)bummer

Kool Raul says: (10:08:16 AM)i think its everytime you go to 'away' then come back on i dont see your posts

Kool Raul says: (10:08:34 AM)whats the photo

Kool Raul says: (10:08:35 AM)??

Kool Raul says: (10:10:18 AM)hello?

Kool Raul says: (10:10:23 AM)herg,...

Kool Raul says: (10:10:49 AM)type something now..

Kool Raul says: (10:10:59 AM)i think ive lost you

Mic-Dawg says: (10:11:06 AM)well, the shoot is hepping in the green room and spills out to the toilet area and zoh and i wanted to go pee

Mic-Dawg says: (10:11:15 AM)*happening

Mic-Dawg says: (10:11:27 AM)so we got the lift up to q bar

Kool Raul says: (10:11:27 AM)yah

Kool Raul says: (10:11:29 AM)...

Mic-Dawg says: (10:11:37 AM)and it's foul up there

Kool Raul says: (10:11:41 AM)mmm

Mic-Dawg says: (10:11:51 AM)and stinks, and we were grossed out

Mic-Dawg says: (10:12:04 AM)and lisa was there from brag and we hate her

Kool Raul says: (10:12:29 AM)you hate lisa?

Kool Raul says: (10:12:34 AM)mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwww

Mic-Dawg says: (10:12:51 AM)anyway we went to the bathroom and there is a dead mouse in the corner! and i'm all, 'poor dead mousey wousey'

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:11 AM)and i go over to give it last rights.....

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:15 AM)......

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:17 AM)......

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:19 AM)......

Kool Raul says: (10:13:25 AM)which involves?!

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:26 AM)closer....

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:30 AM)and closer.....

Kool Raul says: (10:13:48 AM)+o(?

Mic-Dawg says: (10:13:52 AM)and it's quite dark in there....

Mic-Dawg says: (10:14:00 AM)......

Kool Raul says: (10:14:28 AM)ok suspense queen then what?

Mic-Dawg says: (10:14:53 AM)and it's a fucking USED TAMPON!!!

Mic-Dawg says: (10:14:56 AM)BAMM!

Kool Raul says: (10:15:09 AM)ohhhhhhhhhh

Kool Raul says: (10:15:16 AM)is it bloody?

Mic-Dawg says: (10:15:17 AM)badass

Mic-Dawg says: (10:15:31 AM)yeah it's all dried up blood, swollen full of it

Kool Raul says: (10:15:43 AM)oh man that is really bad

Mic-Dawg says: (10:15:59 AM)and you know the cleaners have been in that morning and ignored it.

Mic-Dawg says: (10:16:01 AM)eew

Kool Raul says: (10:16:12 AM)shit

Kool Raul says: (10:16:25 AM)thats so so rank

Kool Raul says: (10:16:39 AM)is taht the photo for your blog

Mic-Dawg says: (10:16:57 AM)yeah

Kool Raul says: (10:17:15 AM)what is your topic headline?!

Mic-Dawg says: (10:18:42 AM)'Everybody Bleeds'

Kool Raul says: (10:19:19 AM)HA!!!!!!!!

Kool Raul says: (10:19:20 AM)mad

Kool Raul says: (10:19:27 AM)thats gold

Kool Raul says: (10:19:50 AM)Sometimes everybody bleeds...

Mic-Dawg says: (10:20:08 AM)I'm just gonna blog this convo instead

Kool Raul says: (10:20:36 AM)im honoured