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Halloween

hi!
I know people have been posting a million photos for Halloween but I only have 6
:-(
first I worked all night with a deep gash across my throat.
hardcore
got pretty pissy
OAF was fucking heavy
angry mobs
broken bottles
fire trucks
some chick shat on the floor!?
mad pash rash and creepy teeth
so I left the grime and went to the house of death
Karl Asiafeld
was jesus a jew? I get confused
YUHHM!! and clever too

that's it.
in this blog I also learnt/re-discovered italics
I like them

Birthday

In case you were wondering, this is the recipe for a fun Birthday:

+
+

+
= luscious woozy day.

So were lying around stoned as eating iceblocks etc...
what's missing?
Beers!
Summoned up the beer lords...
they flew down and granted our pleas for VB longnecks.
And the group next to us gave us a cardboard esky! Thanks guys!
I think we went to Beach Rd for a bit?

Then brought the party back to mine with a toy jam.
floor piano! 'my digital keyboard disk mixer'! more doobies!

maaaaaaaad.
Next day couldn't have been much better either..
woot!

(belated) Parklife!

Yeah yeah it was like a month ago, so what! parties are timeless

Kato towered

I'm still working on the 'party pix social laugh technique'
Styrofoam tree trunks? genius!

Plenty of weidos
take a shit in vip
die in vip?
the stalls were weird too
har mar is a weird mega babe
this guy is a weird munter
bad
bad
bad

bad
nice!
The Soulwaxes


soulwax caused this girl to lift off

haha

check out the crowd
Sam and I boogied our way onto stage for 2manyDJs
perfect ending!
woah
and then the after party happened. this was the only photo i took,
when i was too drunk to get to the bar for another cocktail,
so took to drinking whatever was on our table.
probably shouldn't have done that, it didn't turn out well.

Bros vs Old Hoes vs Oxford St

Last night I was getting in some late night groceries shopping.
Walked out into the hot breeze on Oxford St.
Waiting to cross the lights.
Watching with amusement a crazy old lady yelling at a young bro, calling him names and spitting on the ground.
Lady walks away.
Watch with astonishment the young bro angry at her, follow her down the street and into the middle of the road.
Watch with horror as the young bro pushes her over in traffic and spits on her and runs away.
I run over and help her up, cars driving around us.
She sways between thanking and insulting me and crying that he hurt her brain.
It's as I'm walking her to a bench off the road that I realise everybody else on the busy street just looked on and accepted an old lady being pushed over in the middle of the road.
I was the only one who cared enough to help her out.
WTF Oxford St! How dare you!?
Just the night before some bros were chasing Alts with sticks past the bus stop I was waiting at.
Oxford St is the Darkness man.

Gullivers travels

Hello. We've been filming a million videos on tour but they take far too long to upload (argh!)
so here are some photos:

While Andre and Jono slept off a huge night with the Perth Massiv, the rest found these huge vibey markets near the gig in Fremantle. So cute. I bought tea. Then left it in the car whoops.

This guy is deranged. Take note boys, too many nights with the V Squeezies and their friend of choice could make you want to busk gothic scots cyber techno with a collection tin on a remote controlled car as well!!

Remember these little guys! They're still towering in WA!

Shell boats!
Shell animals!

Newcastle's band room was hella scary. Think terrible graffiti on the walls, screaming ice mother and child echoing down the creepy half-finished hallway, feeling like you're being watched, doors closing in your face...

Creepy! note fire extinguisher.


Aaah anywayz it's good to be home.
Jono and I had a weekend of sun, beach, burritos, margeritas, grass, gelato, doobies and...

Rudy!

Perfect.