Monday, July 28, 2008

Rain and fashion

How dare it rain so much?

How dare we have a 6 month winter, in fucking Australia!

My washing has been on the line for a week because I'm too scared to sneak into the neighbour's outside laundry to use their dryer after I got busted by it's angry rich Jewish owner.

My cat just came inside for dinner, looking so miserably wet and cold that I took to her with the hair dryer...she didn't love it. She's outside.
"Meow better than facing the loud hot blowy thing meeeow"

How dare Jews be so good at making money? I want a dryer.

On another note, I went to this new hip club today called American Apparel...anyone been there? There were all these scenesters there chatting about Health club and comparing tats. You should check it out.
Note: you will need sunnies to shield the white fluoros reflecting off the gold lame.

Anywayzz here's a lolcat



FUNNY RIGHT?